Locking up Donald Trump would greatly simplify the Secret Service’s job of protecting the erstwhile President. Today, as Donald bounces between Mir-a-Lago and Bedminster, shakes hands with starstruck admirers in Arizona or Alabama, harangues before MAGA Minions in Tennessee or Texas, Secret Service agents face daunting logistical challenges. In Federal lockup, Trump’s protectors’ problem would be boredom.
In Bernie Madoff’s final residence, the Federal Correctional Institution at Otisville, NY, “Club Med,” Trump would be free to swap lies with other nonviolent, white-collar crooks. In this rigorously scheduled and circumscribed environment, a couple of agents would shadow their man from mess hall to common area to the “yard.” Overnight, one could park outside his cell.
Keep Donald Trump safe! Lock him up!
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