Call A Cop

If you defund or do away with police, who will you call when

• you witness a head-on between an SUV and log truck?
• kids at the bus stop say a man in a green van grabbed your nine-year-old daughter?
• Janice next door screams “Help!”?
• a stranger holds a knife to your ribs and takes your wallet?
• some creep snatches your purse?
• kids are dropping bricks from a freeway overpass?
• your Lexus or Kia disappears from the parking lot?
• a Corvette speeds, dodges and weaves, forcing an Outback onto the shoulder?
• your thirteen-year-old daughter left her friend’s house three blocks away at nine, is not home by midnight?
• a stray Rottweiler grabs your four-year-old’s cheek?
• a man is exposing himself in the schoolyard?
• you pull in your driveway and see your front door is kicked in?
• and on
• and on
• and on

Got a problem? Call a cop. Thank a cop.