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I tried out for the girl’s high school swim team.  Almost made it.  They didn’t like my breast stroke.

Before cars had air conditioning I drove from Reno to Las Vegas.  The sign said, “Don’t drink and drive.”  It was 100°.  I got really thirsty.

Do you have trouble adjusting the temperature of sink and shower faucets.  Turn a handle or knob the circumference of a human hair and instant, slush to live steam!

As I grew older my mind and body became conflicted.  Mind thinks it’s still twenty, thirty or forty, body knows better.  I wake up.  Mind says, “Okay Buddy, time to rise!”  Body says, “You go ahead.  I’ll wait here.”